THE BACKROOMS
Your escape hatch when your brain won’t pipe down and your body won’t move.
1:1 Async Guidance
POCKET YOUR KEY
ENTER THE BACKROOMS
You already know what you wanna do
But instead of doing something about it, you somehow let your overwhelm, doubt, and anxiety run amuck.
You're not f*cked, at least not yet.
We're gonna tranq your feels and offer you some relief. But you'll need a hot sec to slow tf down so we can see where they've been hiding.
If you keep telling yourself you’ll decide later and it just turns into more worrying over what to do, you're in the right room.
You'll need some confidence to stand on business and $397 to access the Backrooms.
You + me, in real time—quieting the noise and settling your nervous system.
With me in your pocket for a whole day, you soothe the overthinking and find the move that makes your brain happy and lets your body breathe.
SLOWING TF DOWN CHANGES EVERYTHING


YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO END UP HERE (BUT HERE WE ARE)
You know how this goes.
One, two, you know what to do
But the second you go to do it, a haunting melody of what could go wrong, what if this backfires, and what does this say about me pipes in. It stops feeling like a simple choice.
So, you crash tf out and can’t decide.
Honestly? Relatable.
Three, four, but it feels like a chore
Overwhelm pressurizes the Boiler Room
You want to choose… but only if it doesn’t cost you anything.
Messages, decisions, things you’ve been avoiding, things you still need to respond to—all of it feels urgent everywhere all at once.
You don’t even know where to start, so it all becomes tomorrow’s problem.
Five, six, you keep making a fix
Doubt fills the Echo Chamber.
You want to say the thing… but only if it keeps you safe, liked, and impossible to misunderstand.
So... you type something out, delete it, change the tone, and then change it again so nobody can misunderstand you or take it wrong.
Except now it doesn’t even sound like you anymore.
Seven, eight, and can’t move from this state
Anxiety pulls you into the Closet
You could decide… but only if nothing goes wrong.
Your head space is crammed with imagined futures. You can see everything that might happen, but nothing feels like it could happen.
What's possible crowds in until there’s no room left for what’s right in front of you.
Nine, ten, begin again… and again and again
Or..."Not today, Satan!"
You don’t have to stay here. If you get dragged right back every time you try to choose something, this is your way out.
YOU CAN GET OUT OF HERE. YOU CAN ESCAPE.
LOOK AROUND FOR WHAT YOU WANT


YOU’RE NOT A PROBLEM. YOU’RE WHAT’S POSSIBLE
I’m not like those other coaches.
They’ll tell you what to think.
Use this tool.
Do this practice.
Make this mindset shift.
And suddenly you’re guaranteed immediate, massive success. Fame and fortune with a side of gaslighting.
That’s not me. I'm a cool guide. I ask you what you want.
Tell me what makes your brain happy and lets your body breathe.
Because in the moment you're trying to choose:
Overwhelm pressures you to do something.
Doubt echoes back every option just a little bit different each time.
Anxiety crowds out any space you might've had.
Choosing feels like a life-or-death decision. Your nervous system is on red alert looking for more answers, strategies, and certainty to stay safe.
Unlock the Backrooms to:
Slow tf down to notice what matters to you.
Explore options without panicking or trying to get it perfect.
Get outta your head and back into your body so the next move is clear af.
Choose a move that makes your brain happy and lets your body breathe.
By the end of the day, you’re not going back and forth in your head anymore. You know what you want and you move on it.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT... until it's time to move.
And in that moment, the overwhelm, doubt, and anxiety crowd out your capacity to choose.
The Backrooms opens up space to move through your feels and make a choice.
All are welcome to come explore—the spiritual gurlies that knows what they need to do but still can’t seem to get it done, the biz creatives hovering over the send button for the eight millionth time, or really anyone avoiding a choice their body already answered.






Hi hello! It's me...
Zeph, your friendly neighborhood breathworker and spiritual guide.
You don’t have to have the "right" answer when you come to me. Bring me the thing you're stuck on.
Just so we’re queer… I’ve made decisions that would give Virgos an aneurysm. I strutted into my gender-expansive identity to the soundtrack of stilettos on hardwood floors.
I wouldn’t change a thing.
The world has thoughts, opinions, and rules about who I should be and how I should look, but f*ck ’em.
This is my life, and I’m the chief decision-maker-in-charge.
So when you’re exploring the Backrooms overthinking and stuck between ten different what if’s, I won’t hand you a pros and cons list and wish you luck.
I’m the one who helps you turn the volume down on everyone else’s voices, get back into your body, and hear your own voice again.
The same way I was scared out of my mind to choose my self on the runway, but did it anyways. That’s the energy we’re working with.
If you’re sitting there like wtf do I do? We don’t panic or crowdsource even though we really really want to.
We pause and breathe. Slow tf down to ask what you really want. And then we make the move.
FIND THE EXITS
Flip the switch on your confidence
Let's go! We gotta GET TF OUT OF HERE
You already know what you want to do.
You just don’t always move on it when you’re overwhelmed. And when you don’t move, action becomes more thinking.
Free of the Backrooms though?
You trust your choices.
You act on them.
You keep it moving.
You don’t have to figure anything out right now. But we do need to get you breathing again.
So, pack up the choices you’re avoiding, the words you can’t quite say, and the permission that’s hard to give yourself.