wander the backrooms

EXHALE ANY HESITATION
INHALE ALL THE CONFIDENCE

For a little breathing room to be exactly who tf you say you are

1:1 Async Guidance

Guiding rad humans through the backrooms of anxiety and overwhelm to find the confidence to stand on business.

$597 for all-day async support for when that one moment you’ve been avoiding starts multiplying… and your brain won’t let you breathe until it’s handled.

Meet it with understanding, decide how you want to move, and clear out the mental cobwebs.

You already know what you want to do.

That’s what makes this so f*cking frustrating.

Because if you didn’t know, you could just think it through, choose something, and move on.

But this isn’t that. This is you replaying the same decision over and over, waiting for it to finally feel ready.

But what if ready never comes and you’re stuck in it?

You tell yourself you’ll decide later.

Somehow later just turns into more worrying over what to do. The longer you sit with it, the less it feels like a simple choice.

OFC your brain starts running background checks:

  • What if I get this wrong?

  • What if this backfires?

  • What does this say about me?

I’ll tell you. It says you don’t fully trust yourself to choose.

And every time you get too close to deciding, a different version of who you’re supposed to be moves in.

  • Say it... but in a way that keeps you safe, liked, and impossible to misunderstand.

  • Do it… but in a way where nothing can go wrong.

  • Choose... but make sure it doesn’t cost you anything.

So now you’re doing everything you can to make sure they’ll still like you.

Your brain opens into a crowded room of competing voices. And you have no idea which one to listen to. Every word feels borrowed, every thought stolen, and your own voice is lost somewhere in the static.

What you need is a hot sec to slow tf down and figure out which voice truly matters to you.

Slowing down opens doors

Marketing Witch Bex summons clients with SEO spells in her all black ensemble and witchy hat

I see your hot sec and raise you 46,800 seconds.

You know what you need. You’re simply distracted by what everyone and their mother thinks.

Congrats, you're human.

If you need a little reminder, that's not a flaw. Tuning out your voice, overvaluing other people's opinions, and measuring your every move against every Tom, Dick, and Harry is part of the human experience.

Every second you’ve spent second-guessing is just your nervous system trying to keep you safe, and it’s done its job.

So yeah, stressing that:

  • You can quit the job you hate… but what if your business doesn’t take off and everyone thinks you made a mistake?

  • You can raise your prices… but what if clients suddenly vanish and you’re left proving to yourself you deserve to be seen?

  • You can pursue that dream... but what if success makes people jealous, and failure makes you feel like a fraud?

It's not proof that you've failed. It's proof that you're doing your best in a world that rarely lets you pause.

Now give yourself permission to fully hear yourself. It’s time to choose you again.

Maybe I can help.

Hi hello! It's me...

Zeph, your friendly neighborhood breathworker and spiritual guide.

Just so we’re queer… I’ve made decisions that would give Virgos an aneurysm. I strutted into my gender-expansive identity to the soundtrack of stilettos on hardwood floors.

I wouldn’t change a thing.

The world has thoughts, opinions, and rules about who I should be and how I should look, but f*ck ’em.

This is my life, and I’m the chief decision-maker-in-charge.

So when you’re exploring the Backrooms overthinking and stuck between ten different what if’s, I won’t hand you a pros and cons list and wish you luck.

I’m the one who helps you turn the volume down on everyone else’s voices, get back into your body, and hear your own voice again.

The same way I was scared out of my mind to choose my self on the runway, but did it anyways. That’s the energy we’re working with.

If you’re sitting there like wtf do I do? We don’t panic or crowdsource even though we really really want to.

We pause and breathe. Slow tf down to ask what you really want. And then we make the move.

Look around for what you want

Customer Service Strategist Nadia is serving intelligence and strategy.

YOUR VOICE. YOUR PACE. ALL MY ATTENTION

You’ve got all-day for those moments where you know you need to say it, do it, or decide it……but your brain is like ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word.

AH AH AH. And now it’s looping elevator music while you sit there stuck af.

This async coaching experience is for the times you’re:

  • Hovering over the send button.

  • Rehearsing that boundary for the eight millionth time.

  • Avoiding a decision that’s taking up way too much brain space.

  • Trying to make the right move while your body is like absolutely tf not.

So bring them to me. We’ll explore the version of you that already did the thing.

You’ll get to:

  • Slow tf down to notice what matters to you

  • Move that decision out of your head and into your body.

  • Play with choices without panicking or trying to be perfect.

  • Decide on the move that makes your brain happy and lets your body breathe.

By the end of the day, you won’t just have decided on what you want. You’ll have yourself back.

Your own voice. Your own pace. Your own sense of what’s right.

So, pack up the decisions you’re avoiding, the words you can’t quite say, and the permission that’s hard to give.

FIND THE EXITS

Flip the switch on your confidence

Days run 6 AM–7 PM ET.

• Wander for 15 minutes… or get unlost all day. I’ve got your back during that window.

• Drop in when you need me, we’ll go back and forth in real time. We start with the moment you’re stuck in—the one that’s taking up way too much space in your brain. Could be boundaries, pricing, big decisions, awkward convos, Notion setups, or nervous system stuff.

• Whatever it is, we stay with it until you’ve made your move. We'll move through as many moments as your brain (and my coffee supply) can handle.

This isn't a Zoom call.

• We'll async up over Voxer or Insta DMs, which mean you can text, voice, or start a GIF war. (I'll win, obviously.)

Throughout your day, I'll be responsive AF.

• No rushing required. We’ve got plenty of time to mull things over, explore your options, and find the move that makes your brain happy and lets your body breathe. So move at your pace.

You won't leave your day with more thoughts thotting. You leave with the move made. TBH, I might bug you until you do.

Big epiphanies often pop up when you least expect them…often mid-tangent.

Imagine a conversation where you can ramble, zigzag, go completely off-topic, and somehow, it all leads exactly where you need it. The cherry on top is there's ZERO pressure to respond instantly like on a Zoom call. There’s space to think, process, and let insights settle in your body

Big epiphanies often pop up when you least expect them…often mid-tangent.

NOOOPPPPPE. You might have a rough idea, but most of the magic happens when the conversation wanders. I want you to trust yourself so much that I won't even ask what you think you need answered before you wander with me.

The detours are usually where the ahas lives.

My corporate job wants to move me positions or offer severance. I f*cking hate it here, but I’m scared I’ll fail if I quit. Should I go all in on my biz?

I agreed to work with someone, but we’re not as values-aligned as I thought. How do I say thanks, but no thanks without being a jerk?

I need money, but I’m a woman/queer/Black/Brown/insert identity, and terrified to raise my prices. Send help...please!

I feel frustrated and exhausted. My pronouns aren’t being respected. Before I get a little murdery…how do I move?

I'm just so exhausted. I'm doing all the things and being all the people and forget I'm a human too. How do I put myself first without the guilt?

P.S. Got a burning q but feeling unsure if I can help? Send me an email.

It’s like a 1:1 conversation…without the awkward pressure of being watched. I'll be listening, reflecting back, keeping up, but not like in the stalkery way. Let yourself exhale into a nice little wander and ramble. It's all very welcome here.

Perspectives and insights that surprise you, often by saying the things out loud you didn't know you needed to say. Those moments when shoulders drop and your brain goes f*cking finally, because you just know what matters next.

Those kind of breakthroughs.

Let’s get going.